[EU/US] Kingdom of the Holy Oak

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Re: [EU/US] Kingdom of the Holy Oak

Post by Greenfire » 25 Oct 2019, 19:13

Oak Chronicles: New Oaksprout Catastrophe

After the undeniable victory and eviction of the fleeing nation of Fayd, the red plague decided to strike back. Being unable to besiege actual Holy Oak settlements, ignorant cockroaches turned their attention to a peaceful settlement of New Oaksprout, which was designed by its old mayor, Berthok Haldoran, for aesthetic beauty.

Despite the fact city and old castle nearby were abandoned by most people after the exodus to the East, they still had large historical value and brave volunteers from all over the world came to protect historical monuments; standing side by side with Knights, they killed hundreds of red degenerates. However, city design and location in the very heart of red badlands made their attempts doomed: proximity of TFA sodomite nests made it possible for them to use unhuman wave attack against defenders. Thousands of ape-like creatures streamed out of the forest, yelling “Ooga booga!”. It was later determined by spies they’d been given "soy-lent" rations before the battle - and told that if they didn’t have a club (which was main TFA weapon because of their primitive technologies), they should wait until someone fell and then pick up his weapon.

The reds came running into crossbows of New Oaksprout defenders, which were firing nonstop. Weapon parts got very hot, and the assistants frantically removed them with special gloves and installed new ones. After a while, they used water or anything else to try to cool them. A few jammed from the overheating. And the cockroaches kept on coming, a huge red wave covering the horizon.

After several suicidal attacks, the number of weapons and bolts had come to an end; defenders killed few hundreds of cockroaches with their bare hands, but at some point had to retreat. Despite extremely heavy loses, deceitful infidels proclaimed victory and burnt the beautiful city to the ground. Thus, people of the Holy Oak have paid a heavy price for helping red alliance at the beginning of Godenland Era.

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New Oaksprout before the siege
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Re: [EU/US] Kingdom of the Holy Oak

Post by Greenfire » 01 Nov 2019, 17:40

Oak Chronicles: The Greedy Knight

"The Knights should be moderate of their wealth, this means not using the wealth in vain", says the Code. It is sad, but sometimes even Holy King can not see the beginning of corruption within its ranks. Bokani Lothbrok, son of local Skittenord whore, was picked up by Knights when they arrived in the East. He was a fast learner and grew rapidly, at some point, he became personal Squire of King Duckhelm, I and his right hand. He was sent to the Knool Island to found Camp Oakenshield and Knighted for success. Later Oakenshield became his Duchy. But his bad childhood came back to haunt the young Sir Lothbrok: it was never enough for him, he started consuming all the meals he could and covered himself with all kinds of elaborate jewels. The first of many disturbing messages were received by the Holy King at the beginning of 1039 during the conflict with Nott and Dagr when it turned out Bokani let dirty bandits bribe himself with blood money.

Despite severe punishment, Bokani Lothbrok turned his back on his people and faith. His mad lust for power and wealth had been stifled by his complete lack of ability to command men; he became paranoid and fixated on securing his gold, banishing loyal subjects from his Duchy under whatever irrational pretext. He justified these judgements through paranoia and lost the respect of his superiors and inferiors in the process. The end of New Oaksprout was also the end of sir Lothbrok. He has lost his mind completely, often turning his rage on his men and allies, shrieking like a mad siren during the battle and turning on his loyal soldiers. In the evening when New Oaksprout was burning, the Greedy Knight returned to Camp Oakenshield, stole all he could carry and left another with nefarious motives to burn the camp, cowardly, not willing to commit the horrible act himself. Luckily, the laws and good men of the Kingdom of the Oak quickly caught up with the yellow knight and he was quickly put to the sword. However, there are rumours that Bokani's enormous wealth is still buried somewhere in Godenland and the search continues.

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Re: [EU/US] Kingdom of the Holy Oak

Post by Greenfire » 22 Nov 2019, 08:50

By the end of 1039, bloodthirsty red cockroaches decided to plunder little village of Belegost in the very middle of the United Nations of Godenland. This time, however, they were far from their nests, showed completely inability to fight with equal numbers and were completely smashed by the small UNG unit.


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Re: [EU/US] Kingdom of the Holy Oak

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Re: [EU/US] Kingdom of the Holy Oak

Post by Greenfire » 15 Mar 2020, 09:12

Oak Chronicles: the Tale of the North and the South

By the end of 1040, the Kingdom's delegation visited an esteemed tournament in Blackthorne City. During their stay, our most honorable delegates met an incredibly suspicious man who called himself "Zakh of Kronies". After the tournament, music was playing and beers were flowing, but treachery cast its dark shadow over what should have been a glorious celebration. The true nature of this Zakh of Kronies was uncovered. He be not a man, nay! He is an unimaginable human-sized, dirty red cockroach from the infidel "kingdom" of the Longfellows. His treacherous visit to the tournament was to discover weaknesses in Blackthorne's defenses.

The year of 1041 started off with the never-ending sounds of whistling arrows and rivers flowing with blood. Those filthy red cockroaches, just as they did in New Oaksprout, stormed the Holy Walls of Blackthorne with superior numbers; their only tactic being "The Unhuman Wave." The Kingdom of the Holy Oak, with war efforts being tirelessly spent elsewhere, decided to form a special unit; The Blood Squad. This newfounded squadron consisted mainly of former robbers with the goal of rushing to the defense of our allies.

Serious diplomatic efforts were also ensued by the Kingdom to petition help from The United Nations of Godenland, since some schemers initially vetoed any proposal of military assistance. After few months of constant bloodbath, the cowards from Longfellows ran south with the bitter taste of defeat in their slimy mouths. Once again they were reminded of what happens when they see the Holy Light of Justice!

Unfortunately this didn't put an end to the conflict. During summer of 1041, the smelly red cockroaches besieged our city of Oak Grove, desperately trying to take revenge on our Kingdom for our triumphant victories defending our allies. Thanks to the bravery of our Kingdom's warriors and our allies, this attack was repelled, and the snake Zakh himself was captured and sentenced to a life of slavery in the salt mines.

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Nazeef Greenfire visiting Blackthorne City

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Blackthorne City during the siege

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Cockroaches are running to their nest, scared by few Oak Grove defenders

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The capturing of Kronies leader and the destruction of his siege camp
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