by
Nothing_Personal
» 23 May 2018, 11:40
You know when it's your birthday, and your wife/GF texts you "Hey it's your birthday, when you get home I'm giving you something special" and you're like 'OMG OMG OMG SWEEEEEEEEET!' and you watch the clock all day, waiting for 5pm to check out of work...
Hell you're so excited you leave at 4:30, rush through lights, zip and weave through traffic, just to get home as quick as you can.
You get home, eagerly anticipating your birthday gift and bliss.....and there she is, the love of your life, holding a little gift bag, and she says
"Happy Birthday, here are some socks"
That's what the May patch is. Socks.