So, LIF is an amazing game. At first it seems shallow and clunky. You don't start as some great king or warrior. Just a dude with some cookies with a whole lot of work to do... once you figure out how to do it that is.
Eventually you learn that there's a steep learning curve and an amazing amount of possibilities, and with that comes the many adventures this thread is meant to poke fun at.. So enjoy and add to!
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