The church of Bobik

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The church of Bobik

Post by Guest » 21 Aug 2012, 16:15

I propose that when the armies first begin to pour forth into the new continent (Alpha or Beta), one of the Religions be devoted to the Great Creator, Bobik. The holy texts will tell of how Bobik and his angels shaped the world into their image and as a protector sent down his holy child, Falke, to watch over us all. Sadly, Falke was savagely ripped apart by trolls, but at the moment of his demise, he gained a power far beyond any mortals comprehension. With little effort, Falke banished the trolls from Bobik's world.

Lol this is just for shits and giggles but I think it would be a great inside joke to put into the game XD. And every now and then the 'Hand of Bobik' will come down and smite the hackers... :P

A bunch of Lore inside jokes based off of early development and the Forums threads and discussion's would be HILARIOUS. Especially after release, they would be like easter eggs ^_^


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Re: The church of Bobik

Post by Imperius » 03 Nov 2012, 03:08

This is Blasphemy!!


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Re: The church of Bobik

Post by Dailato » 07 Nov 2013, 00:09

This is Madness!

And damn you to force me to register to help you finish this joke!

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Re: The church of Bobik

Post by Falke88 » 07 Nov 2013, 05:54

WTF - no Troll could ever rip me apart...otherwise if I'll revive, I want to have big testicels!


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Re: The church of Bobik

Post by Slytacular » 08 Nov 2013, 19:02

Falke88 wrote:WTF - no Troll could ever rip me apart...otherwise if I'll revive, I want to have big testicels!

Sayeth the child of Bobik, of whom was brutally cleaved apart by the monstrous hands of the trolls.

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Re: The church of Bobik

Post by Kuroi » 08 Nov 2013, 19:39

all hail Bobik!

hehe every time it's the same story, Tasos first, then Henrik Nystrom and now...


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Re: The church of Bobik

Post by deutch » 21 Jan 2014, 04:56

Guest wrote:I propose that when the armies first begin to pour forth into the new continent (Alpha or Beta), one of the Religions be devoted to the Great Creator, Bobik. The holy texts will tell of how Bobik and his angels shaped the world into their image and as a protector sent down his holy child, Falke, to watch over us all. Sadly, Falke was savagely ripped apart by trolls, but at the moment of his demise, he gained a power far beyond any mortals comprehension. With little effort, Falke banished the trolls from Bobik's world.

Lol this is just for shits and giggles but I think it would be a great inside joke to put into the game XD. And every now and then the 'Hand of Bobik' will come down and smite the hackers... :P

A bunch of Lore inside jokes based off of early development and the Forums threads and discussion's would be HILARIOUS. Especially after release, they would be like easter eggs ^_^

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Re: The church of Bobik

Post by Telakh » 21 Jan 2014, 05:24

What about the bad guys?

'da Omnipotent Sheduled Server Crush and his minions - an army of bugs. They terrorises players, force them to swear, panic, perform miserable actions and if the player sells his soul to the bug exploit, they take him to the infininte cycle when his injured and starving body has plenty of food around but the bug prevents player from eating it and so he dies from starvation, then gets resurrected and it starts again, and again, and again...
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