The Heathen Horde. - IS RECRUITING
After a totally non-farm related farming incident, we have lost 3 farmers in one week. We are now pleased to announce recruitment is open once again for the Heathen Horde.
Located in the Sunny Valleys of the south you can now take time to enjoy vast rolling mountains while working a farm growing vital supplies for your fellow guildsmen (**and women under the equal guilds act 2016).
In this exciting opportunity, you will get to work and fight for your very life on a daily basis. No other job can offer this much excitement. Even reading this could result in an excitement related injury.
Suitable Candidates should
- Not be scared of Wolfs.
- Be able to speak English on Discord
- Be prepared to defend the lands they live in.
- Have an interest in Farming and Fighting
- Be able to resist putting hands past safety guards.
- Not hit them self in the head with a shovel and die.
We Offer
- Excellent Funeral Coverage (Direct family not included)
- Green Drugs to make you work longer
- NEW- Red drugs to cover snake bites (Fear of snakes not required)
- Food to stop you grumbling
- Shovels to keep your hands busy.
So what are you waiting for? Apply today and our recruiter will take you through the very quick 600 question interview sheet.
First 3 applicants receive a free horse on arrival which they get to keep and love forever.
The Heathen Horde - Tomorrow's guild today. Or yesterday depending on when you noticed this.
Message me now if interested in this exciting proposition!