Hodo, ya know I love ya, but these are
begging for commentary:
I have been hit by a branch, caused my screen to go all wonky for a few minutes.
Unrelated note: Found large magnet lost weeks ago behind monitor
Hit by my shovel.... straight up KO'ed me.
Shovel was being wielded by bandit. Note to self: Lock up shovel.
Been struck by lightning... killed me out right (this was in CBT4).
Set alarm on phone as reminder to pray daily. Note to self: Thor's a dick.
Bit by a snake, nearly killed me.
2 minutes later bit by snake, actually killed me.
Lost my footing, fell on my butt.
Footing found several yards away after brief search
Sprained my ankle... slowed me down and caused a leg wound.
Instituted guild policy punishing failure to uproot stumps by catapult.
Found a 100ql knife.
Was just there sticking out of a stump waiting for someone to take it
Found a 100ql bolt
Entered the side of my head when the owner of the knife saw me taking it.
Broke my arm chopping down a tree...
Shortly afterwards realized could use an axe to cut down trees instead of arm.
Yep... sometimes the gods dont look favorably on us.
I mean.... we all kinda knew what we were getting into, here