The Scotsmen is recruiting

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Emitchell3
 
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The Scotsmen is recruiting

Post by Emitchell3 » 08 Jan 2018, 15:20

We are a friendly Active guild looking for like minded people who are willing to come together to create a vibrant expanded community.

We are looking for all skill sets and obviously will welcome new and old players alike. Most important feature is that you are willing to work with the group and help us to expand our base.

If you want more information or to hear a joke please join our discord at: https://discord.gg/6wSQsRj

We try and get involved in trades and ideally we would like to get all our people trained up to become a good community which can help others.


Emitchell3
 
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Re: The Scotsmen is recruiting

Post by Emitchell3 » 09 Jan 2018, 21:56

we are friendly people come talk to us. Also we have short angry spaniard you can poke with sticks


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Re: The Scotsmen is recruiting

Post by Emitchell3 » 11 Jan 2018, 16:47

So to make you think that we are awesome We did at one point have a pet German but he escaped he responded to no names but he knew how to sit and give paw


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Re: The Scotsmen is recruiting

Post by Emitchell3 » 12 Jan 2018, 14:58

This is not the reply you are looking for. But it is the guild. Join now and receive some FREE oxygen. That is right FREE COMPLIMENTARY OXYGEN ALL FOR NOTHING HENCE WHY IT IS FREE









t&c apply see me for details, oxygen not guaranteed only while stocks last


Emitchell3
 
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Re: The Scotsmen is recruiting

Post by Emitchell3 » 13 Jan 2018, 19:43

Can't believe that didn't work


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Re: The Scotsmen is recruiting

Post by Xannen » 14 Jan 2018, 09:52

Where are you guys located? I'd love me some free oxygen.
- Kickeristic#2095


Emitchell3
 
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Re: The Scotsmen is recruiting

Post by Emitchell3 » 17 Jan 2018, 13:58

I'm Really sorry for not responding i Assumed i would get an email and well as they don't assume as you make an ass out of u and me xD For future reference just join our discord if you are interested in asking questions and we are located in server 15. which is basically South west


Emitchell3
 
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Re: The Scotsmen is recruiting

Post by Emitchell3 » 20 Jan 2018, 03:06

We exist! how amazing is that?


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Re: The Scotsmen is recruiting

Post by Emitchell3 » 21 Jan 2018, 17:19

I regret to inform all readers that our free oxygen has run out, i am sincerely sorry to inform you of this, :(



HOWEVER starting today for a limited time only we have a surplus thats right not 1 not 2 but a shit tonne of FREE CARBON DIOXIDE come now and get your free CO2 also refer to as gary


Emitchell3
 
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Re: The Scotsmen is recruiting

Post by Emitchell3 » 23 Jan 2018, 14:31

After high demand and some complaints from our members, we can now only offer carbon monoxide or free death. They feel this is more in line with the world that we live in so from here on free death to all that ask (t&c do apply)


Emitchell3
 
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Re: The Scotsmen is recruiting

Post by Emitchell3 » 26 Jan 2018, 21:17

*mandatory joke post that talks about free things and alcohol but fails to mention that my ego is sexy*


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Re: The Scotsmen is recruiting

Post by Emitchell3 » 28 Jan 2018, 00:51

mandatory funny post + jokes + insult against reader


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Re: The Scotsmen is recruiting

Post by Emitchell3 » 30 Jan 2018, 23:26

Good evening. In over 1 hour Scotsmen from here will join noon cause wea re alone. And they will be launching the largest pee stream in he history of mankind, mankin.... that word should have new meaning for all of us today We cant be consumed by our yellow colour anymore. We will be united in one long human centipede. Perhaps its fate that today is not my birthday and you will help us fight for our freedom, not from tyranny, cause im awesome, oppresion, cause i said no, or persecution cause we like executions. But from the wolves! we are fighting for our right to be active and lazy. And should we win the day we will sleep! oh and today will be a holiday. Today will be the day the world declared in one voice : "We will not pee into the toilet! We will not vanish without a drink! we are going to sleep! we are going to dream! today i celebrate my alcohol!!"


Emitchell3
 
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Re: The Scotsmen is recruiting

Post by Emitchell3 » 03 Feb 2018, 14:41

i have nothing more to say than ever seen a horse stuck in a tree? you can with us


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Re: The Scotsmen is recruiting

Post by Emitchell3 » 05 Feb 2018, 21:17

partaaaaay


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Re: The Scotsmen is recruiting

Post by Emitchell3 » 06 Feb 2018, 19:45

why be normal when you can be scottish?


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Re: The Scotsmen is recruiting

Post by Emitchell3 » 07 Feb 2018, 13:55

imma just say BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO scotland


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Re: The Scotsmen is recruiting

Post by Emitchell3 » 10 Feb 2018, 15:27

We really need miners so if like me you really like to diggy diggy hole then get your ass here and dig with me


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Re: The Scotsmen is recruiting

Post by Emitchell3 » 11 Feb 2018, 17:31

i need a life


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Re: The Scotsmen is recruiting

Post by Emitchell3 » 16 Feb 2018, 16:54

We can teach you to lose horses in trees bet no other guild would do that


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Re: The Scotsmen is recruiting

Post by Emitchell3 » 18 Feb 2018, 21:27

something

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